Sometimes that post-nut clarity can hit a little too hard.

Late last week, Redditor u/Bubbly_Trash432 took to r/AskReddit with a bold inquiry for the jerk-offs of r/AskReddit: “What is the most shameful thing you’ve nutted to?”

The answer, it seems, is a whole lot of weird shit, with hundreds of Redditors flocking to the comments to share their most horrific down horrendous L’s, including u/edwinthepig, who accidentally joined in on another dude’s solo goon.

“Jerked off to what I thought was a couple one room over having sex,” they recalled. “After hearing the closing shut down sounds of Windows and immediately hearing all sex noises stop, I realized that I had jacked off to another guy jacking off to porn on his laptop.”

But it wasn’t just u/edwinthepig whose masturbation woes stemmed from technological mishaps.

“When I was probably 12/13 my family had just gotten WiFi for the first time, but it was the very beginning of WiFi and it was awful, I had the upstairs room and couldn’t download porn on my iPod, it would take ages, so instead I would go to the family computer (right in the middle of the living room) and download entire porn comics,” they recalled, noting that their “old” printer “would take a solid 45 seconds for each page,” a quirk that hindered their efforts “to be secretive.”

“By the time I threw them away I had easily upwards of 500 pages all totally worn of course,” they continued.  “I was so ashamed of my bootleg porn comics that I snuck them on a family trip and sneakily threw them away when the family stopped at the Vince Lombardy rest stop in New Jersey.”

Meanwhile, a healthy dose of acid solidified u/Front-Action2048 as, well, quite the tree lover.

“Took too much LSD in college in Boulder, walked all the way to the Flatirons at sunrise, and got lost in the woods,” they recalled. “A voluptuous tree was waving and calling my name...I walked over, hugged her, kissed her, and then came in my pants.”

Though we don't think people should feel shame for self-pleasure, the guy who admitted to, jerking off to "bad" words in the dictionary, you are a freak.