The holiday season is a time of pleasure, where people take time off to relax and satisfy their personal needs. It would seem that people are taking this a little too seriously, however, and masturbating with Christmas-related items to the detriment of their health. Speaking to NeedToKnow.Online, Dr. Sarah Welsh, pictured above, tells us people should avoid sticking holiday things where the sun doesn't shine. 

In 2021, there were apparently over 13 thousand cases of people taking trips to the hospital for decorative items they had inserted into themselves. The trend seems to be continuing this year, as these photos published by Jam Press would indicate. One is of a candy cane, and the other a Christmas tree ornament, both lodged farther up than they should be. 

Why would you insert the candy cane curved side first? That makes absolutely no sense. 

According to Dr. Sarah Welsh, "Christmas ornaments can have sharp aspects or pieces that can break during masturbation," so they are not recommended. Candy canes, while ideally shaped, can also pose an issue. "Anything with sugar in it... should also stay well away from the vagina as this disrupts the delicate ecosystem of the vaginal microbiome." 

Based on these two pieces of advice, it would seem that if you're looking to pleasure yourself in the spirit of the holiday season, something smooth, unbreakable, and inedible is the way to go. I'm sure you can find something. Branching off from Christmas, a menorah could also get the job done.