Screw data privacy. How else are we supposed to get our daily dose of disgusting if not on TikTok? Thanks to a new ‘Don’t Google’ trend that’s gone viral these past two weeks, we’re learning all kinds of cool new words to share with friends and loved ones.  

The trend, reminiscent of coming into kindergarten having learned a new bad word, pretty much just entails TikTokers telling us what words ‘not’ to Google, with the obvious intent being to bait viewers into discovering for themselves their vile, hilarious, hypersexual, and laughably convoluted meanings.

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Today, we have two new tantalizing vocab words to satiate your appetite for the outrageous. The first flavor of the month is the seemingly-innocuous ‘salty ice cream.’

Salty Ice Cream (n.) - semen left out for more than two days which is then scooped up like ice cream and consumed by a ‘salty ice cream scooper’ (source - KnowYourMeme)

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If you hadn’t had enough with that last piece of info, we still have yet to cover ‘rainbow kisses,’ arguably the more gag-worthy of the two terms.

Rainbow Kisses (n.) - a kiss that combines menstrual blood and semen after oral sex is performed by both heterosexual partners (source - KnowYourMeme)

Kids have been trolling each other with atrocious vernacular like this for ages. It’s only natural TikTok doubles back for its own unsavory Urban Dictionary entry heyday. But what we really want to know is who the f*** sits down and comes up with these things?