After years of boldly asking the fellas if it’s gay to be John Lennon, turn to the side, or more recently, date Rihanna, Twitter’s resident “green line” dudebro/possible troll @Rivelino is back with another concept aimed directly at our genitals: Untamed Pussy.


The spiritual *and* vaginal successor to cock shame, the concept of an Untamed Pussy is simple — if your girl faces the front, sits cross-legged or on your lap you’re definitely a cuck, bruh.




“A woman with an untamed pussy may flaunt her availability by facing her pussy to the world –– even spreading her legs!” he wrote in a thread that has since garnered more than 211.8 thousand views. “A woman can be single or ‘happily married’, it doesn't matter. The pussy wants what it wants. And what it wants is to be tamed by a dominant man.”



Beyond suddenly becoming the voice of the Lesbian community, @Rivelino also detailed that much unlike Miley Cyrus, pussies can, in fact be tamed, a shift that can evidently only come from the ultra-complex process that is turning a few degrees to the left.


“A woman in love turns her pussy towards her man,” he wrote in another post. “Her pussy belongs to him. She doesn't flaunt her pussy by facing it to the world.”



So ladies, if your man is ever pissing you off, and men, if your girl is getting you down, just remember, straighten up and face forward.