Jeremey Renner might not be cut out for running his own mobile app, but there is one thing the Avengers star is naturally talented at, (besides standing in rivers pretending to fish) and that's looking like a cardboard cut-out of himself.
There are few things Renner loves and of those things fishing and the great out-doors are two of them, plus wheeled coolers and Jack Links Beef Jerky tm.
Have you ever thought, damn I'd love to live in Jeremey Renner's shoes? Imagine you had to watch your family disintegrate in front of you. You'd pick up your bow and sword and start killing criminals on a personal vengeance tour as well. So, if that sounds like you then boy are you in luck because today we have for you, the Jeremy Renner Starter pack, presented by the official Jeremey Renner Amazon store.
To be Jeremey Renner the first thing you'l need is a bow and not just any bow but the Salute RTH compound bow, fitted with a cool camo paint-job.
Specs:
- Maximum adjustability with a peak draw range of 50 to 70 lbs. and a draw length range of 20" to 30"
- Dual cam system offers a super smooth draw cycle while keeping speed and efficiency
- Ready to hunt compound bow comes equipped with Trophy Ridge accessories
- 7 ¼" brace height offers a high level of forgiveness
- Weighs 4 lbs. and shoots up to 300 feet per second
If you want to be plain and boring, like the most forgettable Avenger, you need to look the part as well. With this green flannel shirt (for men) no-one will ever see you coming or even remember that you came, so move in silence and be the most forgettable assassin on the planet.
Specs:
- Imported
- COMFORT: Made from 4.5oz, 60% cotton/40% polyester woven flannel material, this flannel shirt is soft brushed for a comfortable and warm feel.
- STYLE: This plaid style shirt is perfect for casual dress or outdoor wear. It features a relaxed fit with soft flannel fabric that's available in many color options such as lumberjack red, orange, blue, green, grey, and black.
- VERSATILITY: Wear it alone in cool weather throughout Fall, or under a jacket for extra thick layering in cold weather. This shirt is your go-to when cool weather hits.
- DURABILITY: The cotton and polyester blended material was built for lasting durability to keep you warm and comfortable for years to come.
- MEN'S CHEST SIZING: Small (34"-36") | Medium (38"-40") | Large (42"-44") | X-Large (46"-48") | 2X-large (50"-52") | 3X-Large (54"-56")
Colombia Newton Ridge Plus II Hiking Boot
To really go the extra mile you might need these boots too. Whether you're walking through a wet park or stepping through the blood of your enemies, these hiking boots come recommended by Jeremey Renner himself.
Specs:
- Leather,Mesh,Suede
- Imported
- Rubber sole
- Shaft measures approximately 5" from arch
- Heel measures approximately 1.75 inches"
- Platform measures approximately 0.50"
- ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY: This Columbia Men's Newton Ridge Plus II Waterproof hiking boot features Techlite lightweight midsole for long lasting comfort, superior cushioning, and high energy return as well as Omni-Grip advanced traction rubber sole for slip-free movement.
The last item you need to truly become invisible are these Levi's original cut 501 jeans that will help you blend in no matter where your next target is hiding. Maybe a little league game, or in some dark alley somewhere, but no matter where, we guarantee they won't see you coming.
Specs:
- 100% Cotton
- Imported
- Button closure
- Machine Wash
- Regular fit through thigh with a straight leg
- Sits at waist
- 5-pocket styling
Neosporin Maximum-Strength Pain Relief
It's a dangerous life being Jeremy Renner and on the road to revenge you're bound to get cut, so prepare yourself with some dual action ointment that just so happens to be the #1 doctor recommended brand in cream pain relief.
Specs:
- 1-ounce tube of Neosporin + Pain Relief Dual Action Antibiotic Ointment for first aid wound care from the #1 doctor recommended brand
- Topical antibiotic ointment provides 24-hour infection protection of minor wounds and helps to soothe and reduce pain with a maximum-strength, no-sting formula
- Contains bacitracin zinc, neomycin sulfate and polymyxin B sulfate antibiotics to help prevent wound infection of minor cuts, scrapes and burns
- The no-sting formula of this pain-relief ointment also contains the topical analgesic pramoxine hydrochloride for maximum-strength external relief of painful cuts and wounds
- To use, apply a small amount of the first-aid antibiotic skin ointment to the affected area one to three times daily. Cover the treated wound with a Band-Aid Brand Adhesive Bandage for proper protection.
We trust you now have everything you need to begin your life as the new Jeremey Renner, but if you still think you need more than go on over to The Official Jeremey Renner store and shop your heart out.
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