Of all the horny tidbits included in PornHub’s 2022 Year in Review, a holiday tradition like no other — Wyoming having a penchant for “big booty,” Mike Pence’s home state of Indiana apparently enjoying all sorts of furry porn and Pennsylvania REALLY loving “harry pussy” (keep the Gritty Grit-ussy jokes to yourself) — Utah is getting real creative — and not at all Freudian — with their penchant for a certain kind of porn. 


Yep, the denizens of the Beehive State collectively searched for “Mormon” porn more than anything else, according to data from the adult streaming giant. A largely Mormon state jerking (and jillying) it to Mormons! Wow. Who could have possibly seen that coming? In fairness, though, contrary to the popular late 2000s internet myth, Mormon porn is so much more than pictures of bikini-clad women covered by a strategically-polka dotted filter. 



First landing on screens in 2010 after gay porn site MormonBoyz.com hit the net, per reporter Isha Aran’s archived 2015 deep dive for Fusion, Mormon porn, like most Mormon-related sex things (looking at you “soaking” and the enigma that is the BYU Virginity Club) quickly became a viral obsession — and one that actually helps some people get off. After all, why pay for therapy after years and years of ultra-modesty when you can pound one out to PornHub classics like “Innocent Girl Anne Strips Naked And Lets Priest Touch Her,” or “Mormon Couple’s Soaking Experiment Ends With ACCIDENTAL CREAMPIE!”




Largely run by former Mormons, the premises are like most religious porn but, well, more Mormon. The videos, some of which have garnered more than 5 million views, feature temples, polyamory, and of course, the Mitt Romney-approved killer tee-shirt/short combo that is Mormon temple garments as actors portraying various roles within the broader Mormon community.


Utah: Why work it out when you can jerk it out?