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Published
11/19/2007
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?â€
“Yes.â€
“Did you hit her with that golf club?â€
“Yes. Yes, I did,†the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
“How many times did you hit her?â€
“I don’t know. Four…five…six…put me down for a four.â€
The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?â€
“Yes.â€
“Did you hit her with that golf club?â€
“Yes. Yes, I did,†the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
“How many times did you hit her?â€
“I don’t know. Four…five…six…put me down for a four.â€
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