A guy walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I'm having three girls over tonight. I need help."

The pharmacist hands the guy Viagra Extra Strength and says, "Take all these and you'll go berserk for 12 hours."

The next day the same guy walks into the drugstore, limps up to the pharmacist, and drops his pants. His penis is all bruised and tied in a knot, and skin is hanging off in some places. He says, "Gimme a tube of Icy Hot."

The pharmacist replies in horror, "You can't put Icy Hot on that!"

"No, it's for my wrists," the guy moans. "The girls never showed up."