Two girlfriend were sitting around the kitchen having coffee. All of a sudden the door bell rings. One of the gals goes to the door, and there is the man for the local florist with a beautiful bunch of flowers.

"Oh look ! my boyfriend sent me lovely flowers. You know what that means ? It means I'll be lying flat on my back the rest of the weeks with my legs spread wide open" ! She said.

"Well for crying out loud" Said her friend. "Don't you have a vase" ?