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The pediatrician was a real kidder.

A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.

5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.

Those who study the moon are optimists. They look at the bright side.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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