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Dead Blonde
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3 Girls on a Plane
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Question
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Doggy Style Joke
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Stay...
- I pulled into the parking lot of a crowded supermarket...
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The Other Side
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Is That Your Final Answer?
- A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man...
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Chuck Norris - Taxes
- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank...
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Stolen Engine
- A blonde woman is driving a Porsche and she sees...
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Relatives
- Ernie asks Joe, "If I slept with your wife and had a...
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Comparing Prices to Gasoline
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Difficult English
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Painful Breakup
- A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was...
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Colorful Reunion
- An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager...
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Retiree
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Ponderisms
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Mistaken Drunk
- A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been...
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One Angry Husband
- A man and his wife were driving on the highway one...
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The Funeral
- One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he...
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Deaf Man
- An old man hadn't been able to hear for years. He...
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Woman Talks, Man Hears
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Deer Tracks
- Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when...
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Lost Ball
- A man staggers into an emergency room with two black...
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Strong Man
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Boiling Eggs
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Good Journalism
- A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to...
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Wal-Marts in Iraq
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What is Easter?
- Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the...
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Easter Bunny is Dead
- A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when...
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Stolen Motor Bike
- A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding...
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Sex Ed
- Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class...
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Little Billy
- One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The...
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White House
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By The Way....
- A boy and his date were parked on a back road some...
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Man's Best Friend
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Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
- She is not: An airhead She is: Reality...
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Entering Heaven
- A man dies and appears at the Pearly Gates. Have you...
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Lawyers and Toxic Waste
- Q: Why is it that California leads the nation in...
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