When facing competition for resources, kittens from the street will engage in brutal rap battles

Some dogs are known to disguise themselves as platypuses, usually for tax reasons

Otters are powerful sorcerers and turn their enemies into tiny dolls

Ducks will start to melt at 90° F

Koalas are known to be self-concious about their height so they walk on stilts

Contrary to popular belief, bats are not blind. They pretend to be so they are able to claim disability allowance

Guinea pig fraternities frequently take advantage of passed out sorority girls

Small dogs can be trained to handle basic dental examinations

Otters are nature's poolboys, consuming leaves and debris and excreting pH-balancing chemicals and chlorine to keep waters clean

Foxes often have bank accounts and can routinely be seen waiting for ATMs