Don't tell these dirty jokes at the dinner table, or you might be outside in the cold wondering what they're having for dessert. My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met. Too bad she was a pretty one. Dad jokes have been ruining childhoods and hangouts with friends If your eyes aren't already rolling, these terrible dad jokes will make you go blind from the cringe. Or these horrible jokes that, when you think about it, maybe aren't so bad after all.... Or maybe they are that's for you to decide.