14 Things You Want Even if You Won't Admit it

Mizuka Ishiwatari Published 06/19/2015 in Funny

Stuff that makes you tell them "shut up and take your money".

1.
Lincoln The Emancipator T-shirt
2.
Aquarium Phone Case With Floating Ducks
3.
A "You Son Of A Bitch" patch
4.
Los Pollos Hermanos Air Freshener
5.
Ever wanted to have a flamethrower? They are legal and cost $1,599.00; no assembly required
6.
Octopus candle holder
7.
A porn novel about the MS Office Paperclip.
8.
Glow in the dark space underwear
9.
Hmmm.
10.
Lego Strip Club
11.
Aww yeah
12.
High quality shark costume
13.
Solar-powered dancing Baby Groot bobble head
14.
A villain's chair
15.
The highly seductive evening leopard suit
16.
Self-cooling solar powered washable shirts

1.
Lincoln The Emancipator T-shirt
2.
Aquarium Phone Case With Floating Ducks
3.
A "You Son Of A Bitch" patch
4.
Los Pollos Hermanos Air Freshener
5.
Ever wanted to have a flamethrower? They are legal and cost $1,599.00; no assembly required
6.
Octopus candle holder
7.
A porn novel about the MS Office Paperclip.
8.
Glow in the dark space underwear
9.
Hmmm.
10.
Lego Strip Club
11.
Aww yeah
12.
High quality shark costume
13.
Solar-powered dancing Baby Groot bobble head
14.
A villain's chair
15.
The highly seductive evening leopard suit
16.
Self-cooling solar powered washable shirts