20 Fire Tweets Forged in the Dark Depths of the Internet
These tweets definitely support that argument. No reels here, no TikTok dances or trends. Just tweets and memes in all of their glory. Simple.
As most of us are aware, there are little to no rules on twitter. There's also still no edit button much to the dismay of some of its users. So either our crazy thoughts are there for everyone to see, or we delete them before anyone can get a screenshot.
We've collected the freshest and funniest tweets from today. If you're looking for re-used and recycled memes you've come to the wrong place. Might I suggest FuckJerry or the Fat Jewish.
For now, take a load off and read some tweets. Don't have a twitter account? No worries, that's why we created the gallery! We sift through the garbage and the rubble so you don't have to! Enjoy!
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when you’re on the plane and the edibles kick in pic.twitter.com/iy284ZOiXQ
— Rachel Wolfson (@wolfiecomedy) September 7, 2022 -
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In London rn pic.twitter.com/kU7tqZkxnh
— Aol.com (@lukasbattle) September 6, 2022 -
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the people have spoken pic.twitter.com/2gAjVBzn2A
— Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) September 7, 2022 -
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— shirts that go hard (@shirtsthtgohard) September 7, 2022
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why did youtube like this??? pic.twitter.com/n93boOm4No
— dinosaur (@dinosaurs1969) September 6, 2022 -
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my friend's dad after watching one season of The Wire pic.twitter.com/tAmmjrKCGS
— Karma Condon (@karmacondon) September 6, 2022 -
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wario as madeline... pic.twitter.com/hP9Hv9aQyH
— Louie Zong (@everydaylouie) September 6, 2022 -
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When my 4 yo asks for help after finishing her meltdown because I offered to help: pic.twitter.com/88EadbdyxY
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) September 7, 2022 -
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97% of parenting is just saying "oh wow" to your kid when they do something totally not wow.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 8, 2022 -
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kids after too many sugary drinks pic.twitter.com/mGmlP6GBW7
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 7, 2022 -
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CEO: Due to a malfunction, we burnt a shitload of product. The quarterly profit is fucked!
— The Cisco Kid Er (@TheCiscoKidder) September 6, 2022
Marketing: We have an idea... pic.twitter.com/K0UuROQPQV -
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Me: I’m DONE bending over backwards to make other people happy.
— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) August 25, 2022
Me, 2 minutes later: pic.twitter.com/4UYCgoeQ0T -
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oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) September 5, 2022 -
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82% of CIA agents are men, which is insane because I just used my boyfriend’s “likes” on twitter to map out the timeline of his entire romantic history since 2016, and I just don’t believe a man could do that.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) August 29, 2022 -
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— Internet HOF (@InternetH0F) September 6, 2022
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Felt cute might break stuff later idk pic.twitter.com/mvnidLD1JO
— Ken Wood (@The_Wood95) September 7, 2022 -
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The UK’s new Secretary of State for Health. These tweets write themselves. pic.twitter.com/HIqBQsX62p
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 7, 2022 -
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No history of the Cold War is complete without telling of the lethal blows I dealt the Soviet Union while playing this game. pic.twitter.com/hjpeQ2lzwI
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) September 7, 2022 -
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— 80s News Screens (@80snewsscreens) September 6, 2021
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When your joke is so hilarious that HR wants to hear it pic.twitter.com/E5hcAdPdyr
— Midge (@mxmclain) September 6, 2022
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