If you wanted to forge a sword out of human blood – using the natural iron in our bodies – you would need about 400 bodies or so.

Corn flakes were invented to prevent masturbation.

Erections that last more than 4 hours are considered bad because the build-up of deoxygenated blood causes the dick to be disfigured and later cause gangrene.

There is panda porn. Since it has been very hard for them to reproduce, they have actually made people wear panda costumes and act like they’re having sex to see if the pandas feel more aroused.

The reason why Egyptian mummies are so rare nowadays is because the Europeans ATE them. They believed that eating a mummy would have medicinal benefits and the spirit of the person they consumed would watch over and protect them.

In Pennsylvania, it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator at night.

Commercial GPS units fail to function after they hit a certain height and speed by federal law to prevent their use in backyard ballistic missile guidance systems.

Marrying the dead is still legal in parts of France.

Sometimes, when horses are bored, they slap their dick to their underside to masturbate.

It requires roughly eight pounds of force to remove a human ear.

The best hotel lube can be found in great wolf lodge’s conditioner.

Why is goose geese but moose is not meese? Goose has Germanic origins and thus follows the Germanic pluralization in the same manner as foot to feet, tooth to teeth, etc. However, the word moose was incorporated into the English language some 200 years later and has Native American origins.

The British RAF started the myth about carrots helping your low-light eyesight during WW2 to cover up why their night raids were suddenly becoming so successful. It was because they had radar.

Felix Faure (former president of France) died of a seizure when getting a blowjob.

A typical ejaculation consists of one calorie

Vibrators were the fifth domestic electrical device invented.

Since frogs have long tongues they can’t use it to push food down their throat like humans do, so when they have food in their mouths they close their eyes and push the food down their throats with their eyeballs.

Ebola makes you drown in your own blood, and that is the actual cause of death.

An average slap generates .0089 increase in degrees Celsius.so with that logic it would take 23,034 slaps to cook a chicken, or just one slap going the speed of 1665.65 m/s.

King Louis XIV loved having surgery on his fistula so much that it started a trend of anal lancing throughout the nobility of Europe.