22 Savage Burns That Were Self-Inflicted

aesir911 Published 01/26/2021 in Funny

Brutal roasts and savage burns that were self-inflicted wounds. It's helpful to have a sense of humor, that way no one can laugh at you, harder than you laugh at yourself.

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Sometimes self-owns can be just the response you need to people trying to sell you stuff.
2.
James Blunt can’t stand “You’re Beautiful” either.
3.
Now accepting handouts to add to my pile of plenty of money.
4.
Oof, death by thine own words.
5.
It’s rare that a comment is meaner to yourself than it is to the person you’re responding to.
6.
Plenty of perjury. Plenty.
7.
Still waiting for the proof though.
8.
Oh, that feeling when someone self-owns you with one of your old tweets.
9.
Brad gets the point, but not his own comment.
10.
Should someone tell Ben Shapiro that his wife is probably on Tinder looking for someone who can actually satisfy her?
11.
Brutal.
12.
See, Ricky Gervais doesn’t just roast celebs at the Oscars.
13.
Ryan Reynolds out here taking one for the team and saving you 99 cents.
14.
A rare “woosh” of the self-own joke, making everyone involved look stupid.
15.
QED, mom.
16.
If this were Family Feud, I think this answer might actually be on the board.
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RED ALERT!
18.
For reference, this was right after the final Biden/Trump Presidential debate.
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Sometimes I wonder if these people just don’t get how “comebacks” work.
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Good. The first step is admitting others have a problem with you.
21.
Come to think of it, me too.
22.
Priceless is one way to describe it.
23.
World’s Self-Awareset dad right here.

1.
Sometimes self-owns can be just the response you need to people trying to sell you stuff.
2.
James Blunt can’t stand “You’re Beautiful” either.
3.
Now accepting handouts to add to my pile of plenty of money.
4.
Oof, death by thine own words.
5.
It’s rare that a comment is meaner to yourself than it is to the person you’re responding to.
6.
Plenty of perjury. Plenty.
7.
Still waiting for the proof though.
8.
Oh, that feeling when someone self-owns you with one of your old tweets.
9.
Brad gets the point, but not his own comment.
10.
Should someone tell Ben Shapiro that his wife is probably on Tinder looking for someone who can actually satisfy her?
11.
Brutal.
12.
See, Ricky Gervais doesn’t just roast celebs at the Oscars.
13.
Ryan Reynolds out here taking one for the team and saving you 99 cents.
14.
A rare “woosh” of the self-own joke, making everyone involved look stupid.
15.
QED, mom.
16.
If this were Family Feud, I think this answer might actually be on the board.
17.
RED ALERT!
18.
For reference, this was right after the final Biden/Trump Presidential debate.
19.
Sometimes I wonder if these people just don’t get how “comebacks” work.
20.
Good. The first step is admitting others have a problem with you.
21.
Come to think of it, me too.
22.
Priceless is one way to describe it.
23.
World’s Self-Awareset dad right here.