There truly is a record for everything.

I've always been a fan of the 'Guinness Book of World Records,' not just because it catalogs some of mankind's truly remarkable achievements like the fastest land-speed by a vehicle or the longest jump ever, but also because it catalogs truly bizarre records that you didn't even realize anyone was trying to hold - let alone break.
Take the record for canned drinks opened in one minute by a bird, for instance. Why is that a thing? What madman thought "I'll bet I could get my parrot famous by teaching it to open a TON of beverages quickly." How much free time and/or drugs do you need to come up with an idea like that?