23 Movies That Would Be Ruined By Sex Scenes
RustyBuckler
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11/24/2021
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Not all movies need a sex scene, that we can agree on, but what we might no agree on is which movies would be ruined if we added a sex scene to them.
We went to r/AskReddit to find out what movies should stay away from sex scenes. Here's a list of those movies that are better off the way they are.
We went to r/AskReddit to find out what movies should stay away from sex scenes. Here's a list of those movies that are better off the way they are.
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The LEGO Movie. u/Zachtron552
"Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team" -
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12 Angry Men -u/VictorBlimpmuscle
6 gay couples with sexual frustration. -
3.
Home Alone -u/msmarshyellow
Kevin's mom and dad are finally alone in their suite, Kevin's mom is on her back thinking of the USA.
Dad: 'say my name'
Mom: sudden realization Kevin has been left behind. Screams 'KEVIN!'
Cut to Kevin squirting some cream on a ridiculous dessert dinner, smug smile to the camera. -
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Home Alone -u/msmarshyellow -
5.
Finding nemo -u/bubzy1000
Marlin would have the time of his life. Dory would just forget immediately after. -
6.
Cast away -u/Chilidogdingdong
"Wilson, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY!" -
7.
Cars -u/fecalmatter
I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pu**y” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since -
8.
Minions -u/Vladioska
I don’t even want to know the sounds they would make -
9.
King Kong vs. Godzilla -u/Ok-Huckleberry
They did the monster mash -
10.
It. -u/Tendytakers
Oh wait…there’s a reason why it wasn’t included. -
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Bee Movie -u/Blackfell0518
It almost had a sex scene in it... and honestly, it might work with this movie -
12.
Freaky Friday -u/Xeeko
Idk what would be worse, daughter in the moms body f***ing her moms fiancé, or mom using her daughters body to get d**k from some high schooler(therefore cheating on her fiancé). -
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127 hours -u/teabagalomaniac
His rock-hard d**k got stuck, so he had to cut it off. -
14.
Toy Story -u/BlockHeadJones
You’ve got a friend in me. -
15.
Any Star Wars. -u/Danthiel5
Jabba the slut -
16.
Men in Black -u/Novel-Yak7196
The title is perfect for a porno. -
17.
Space Jam -u/Remote-Salad949
I don’t know..I think a lot of the Internet wanted to see a Lola sex scene for Space Jam. -
18.
Lord of the Rings -u/imidoesonlyfans
Too busy walking. -
19.
Scooby Doo -u/Sameehhh
Like, zoinks Scoob, I don't think it can go any deeper. -
20.
Back to the Future Mr-sanman_47 -
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Reservoir dogs -u/da1ware -
22.
Shrek -u/CaterpillarGreen2871
Actually, a sex scene is the only thing keeping this movie from Oscar consideration. -
23.
Jaws -u/godca_grema
Imagine if a shark was trying to sleep with swimmers instead of trying to eat them. The tension would be incredible. -
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Passion of the Christ -u/NoMansSkyWasAlright
The name is pretty perfect, but we don't think this would go over well for the hardcore fans. -
25.
Elf -u/whatchotalkinbout
This one could go either way, but we assume Buddy would bring the chocolate syrup into the bedroom, you can count on that. -
26.
Stuart Little -u/Aziz2463
We surprised this movie doesn't already have a sex scene. I mean have you seen the car Stuart drives?
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The LEGO Movie. u/Zachtron552
"Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team"
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