9 Ways Guys Would 'Peel Their Banana' Before The Internet
RonaldReagan
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06/06/2018
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If you never got yourself off to a Sear's underwear catalogue then you've never really masturbated.
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Magazines- The big 3 were Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler -
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VHS Porn- You couldn't view these unless your parents went out and you had the living room to yourself. -
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Wall posters- Heather Thomas was my personal favorite. -
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Spank Bank: Usually under a bed in an old shoe box or hidden in a sock drawer were a collection of Polaroid pictures of a lover or ex-girlfriend. -
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Umm...yeah, this was about as sexy as pop stars got back in the 80's. -
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Underwear Catalogues: I mean, come on, 40 pages of women in their underwear, delivered right to your house? No brainer. -
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Blurry cable TV porn- You stare at it long enough and you'll see something. -
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Inanimate objects: Few admit it but who can blame them. Sometimes you gotta pretend that ceiling lit is a tit and just go with it. -
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TV shows- No Friday night was complete without Daisy Duke.
Magazines- The big 3 were Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler
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