With how crazy things are in the world right we now, we often forget just how funny, (or crazy), regular news can be.
Here are 10 wild and wacky stories going on right now.
1
“Plumber returns to re-clog pipe after restaurant refuses to pay bill”
If you don’t want to pay, you don’t get service.
2
“Just Stop Oil to ‘hang up the hi-vis’ after three years of climate action”
Well done guys! Climate change is fixed! Oil is stopped!
3
“NJ police chief accused of turning department into ‘Animal House'”
Allegations include North Bergen Police Chief Robert Farley defecating on the office floor, spiking the office coffee with Adderall, and stabbing coworkers in the nether regions.
4
“‘I am a clown’: Florida man dressed as clown gets in scuffle with police”
Not sure who's side I'm on here. I think neither.
5
“If Spam is outlawed, only outlaws will have spam”
Walmart began restricting access to Spam to stop shoplifters, but regular customers faced struggles accessing it as well.
6
“Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed”
How’s that for a bedtime story?
7
“Egyptian tourist submarine ‘dived with hatches still open’ killing six.”
An easily avoidable tragedy.
8
“They get paid to flirt with other people's partners. Meet the 'loyalty testers.'”
I think maybe the tester needs the test first.
9
“When a Pakistani man sold a hen for Rs 6,500 by claiming it was a parrot.”
Yeah, it isn't talking.
10
“Driver told police they got confused after Jeep found on MBTA tracks”
That’s some crazy levels of confusion.
