While the world tuned in to watch Team U.S.A. compete in the 2024 Olympic Games ... and, ya know, read up on the latest Aaron Sorkin-ian twists and turns precluding November's impending Presidential election, 

a whole lot of weird stuff happened this week. Brawls over allegedly unseasoned chicken. A teen purportedly derailed a train in pursuit of internet clout. Spider manslaughter ... or should we say insecticide? It's been a weird one, but fortunately, we've got everything you may have missed during this ever-strange week. 

From Karens calling the HOA on a neighbor's lemonade stand to LVHM lamenting that people are too sad to splurge on pricy champagne, here are the 22 funniest and dumbest headlines of the week.