Of all the fantasies we dream of in our day-to-day lives — winning the lottery, getting that promotion, our parents actually being proud of us — none compare to the delusion that comes with plugging in your nearly-dead phone minutes before walking out the door. 

But while we wait for someone to invent a 30-second mega-charger, these hilarious posts will charge your battery in no time at all. 

From Ohio's Halloween tradition to the celestial beauty of chicken fingers at the car wash, here are 32 of the weekend's funniest tweets to spice up your Sunday.