It feels like forever ago now, but Fyre Fest, the failed music festival that had hundreds of scared white kids sleeping on a deserted beach for a few days in 2017, is back (briefly).

Apparently U.S. Marshalls confiscated all the Fyre merchandise Ja Rule and Billy McFartland made to prevent them from later selling it and making a profit.

Except now those same government officials are auctioning the stuff themselves, and they're asking $500 for hats and more than $800 for hoodies.

This just goes to prove that no one is better at scamming Americans than the American government itself. You gotta respect them for that.

Click here if you want to buy any of this dumb crap.