Fight with the tools you’ve got.

This 84-year-old was simply doing his laundry at a local laundromat when his chore was interrupted by an assailant, who demanded he hand over all his money.

This is a shitty situation for anyone to be in, but our geriatric hero wasn’t scared. Instead of bending the knee to the potential thief, he decided to fight back using the only thing he had available to him: his wet jeans.

Amazingly, it worked, with the man later saying, “It was either me or him, and I won.” Badass!