Interviewer @LordXMoore on TikTok only started posting last month, but he’s racked up over a million views displaying the weirdest characters the streets can offer. The highlight is a guy dressed up in a DIY suit of armor made of Bud Light trash. Here to save your day from boredom… is the Bud Knight.

Bud Knight quickly lunges into the fact that he’s never had a girlfriend, as he’s probably too busy slaying IPA-sipping snobs and upholding the sacred values of piss beer. He then confirms his virginity - and absolutely no one is shocked.

Of course, the greatest warriors among us take vows of celibacy to stay focused on their duty. The Bud Knight is no exception. He defends the rights of tailgaters and alcoholic college freshmen everywhere - he has no time for love. That or… he’s just a guy who spends his time building garbage costumes instead of going on dates. You simply must respect drunken chivalry.