I asked for my beef to be delivered, but this is ridiculous!

One of the unfortunate realities of meat eating is that, for us to taste those tasty burgers and tendies, a few animals gotta die.

Usually, this happens in a slaughterhouse, and in some cases — like when an animal is particularly smart, lucky, or both — the creatures are able to escape and experience the free world.

We’ve already seen what sheep and pigs do when they get a taste of fresh air. Now, we know what bulls do: attack the shit out of someone in a restaurant just trying to enjoy a drink.