Legend has it he's still sleeping on the couch to this day.

It's a tale as old as time: uncontrollably horny dude at the beach pretends to record the ocean while actually scoping out the babes, gets inevitably caught by his angry partner, resulting in a very uncomfortable conversation at the least and real marital issues at the worst.

Here's a pro tip from us at EBW - look with eyes, not the camera. Even if you don't have a wife who'll get mad, you don't wanna be that creepy guy leering at and recording women at the beach. Seriously, don't be that guy.