Doing a marathon in any circumstance feels like a bad idea. While cardio is doubtlessly good for your health, the actual experience of watching someone do a marathon will put most people off the notion for good.

For those who are unaware, marathon runners can have their toenails pop off like tiddly-winks, their nipples spew blood like geysers, and in order to complete the best time during a run, some have been known to piss and poop themselves.

To avoid these things, you might want to take up running in a controlled environment, like the gym. But if you really miss the experience of pooping your pants, you can always do what this girl did and run a marathon on a treadmill at Taco Bell.

Is this really what it means to Live Mas?