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Joke: What Happens When Lesbians Have Sex?
- Sorry fellas, it's a cold world.
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Joke: A Guy Walks Into a Bar and Sees a Jar of $100...
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The 12 Inch Pianist
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Dreaming Numbers
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Drunk
- A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64...
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Drunk Irishman
- Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all...
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Flat Chest
- A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a...
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My Needs
- Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The...
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Hedge Clippers
- A little old lady was walking down the street dragging...
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Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping
- After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her...
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44th Birthday
- Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t...
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No-Parking Zone
- There was once a little girl and a little boy in...
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One-Liners
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The Men's rules
- We always hear "the rules" from the female...
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Subject Drug Warning
- Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,...
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The Lie Detector Robot
- John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind...
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Rude and Arrogant Americans
- The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked...
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Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week
- Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a...
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Perfect Eyesight
- Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day...
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Whaling on the High Seas
- A pair of whales, a male and his mate were swimming...
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Worldwide Survey
- A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only...
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Age Vs Wisdom
- A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was...
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French Prostitutes
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CDC Medical Alert
- The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly...
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REINCARNATION
- Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening...
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20 years with my wife
- A woman awoke during the night to find that her...
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Socialism - Good on Paper, Not in Reality...
- An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had...
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Help Doc
- A guy goes to his doctor. "Doc, I'm having...
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Some Things You Just Can't Explain
- A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting...
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Joys of Shopping
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local...
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Four Worms
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Animals kicking their habits..
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The Duck Hunter
- A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the...
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Son in law
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Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!
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Ear infection
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Women Should Never Ask
- There are five things that women should never, ever...
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What would you do?
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The Queen's Breasts
- Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large...
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Happy and Sad
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